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Finnish Apostolic

some of the worst humans
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly

these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies

you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)

they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church

also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin
by hagakdvs2716 January 2, 2020
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Apastolic

Common misspelled word Apostolic. Common mistake on many message boards on the internet.
and if she isn't Pentecostal she knows half of the Apastolic ec population....
by jamesl1979 January 4, 2007
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Apostole

A Greek + Chinese demigod in the Greek legends.
Born in Athens, he was the son of Poseidon He was known for his slowness and infatuation.
On one of his quests, he was lured by a female and lost sight because of infatuation.
You are such an Apostole. Just get over with her.
by R.Man June 8, 2015
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Apostolos

Apostolos is a guy so toxic that he makes you wish you had never met him and at the same time you would do everything for him. He is stubborn and selfish to the point of disgust. He has a god complex and believes that he is always right. He has anger issues and breaks things, generally it is very easy for him to get involved in a fight. Apostolos doesn't say what he feels and expects others to know in a magical way exactly how to behave, unnaturally high standards. If you meet him you can't forget him, he is like a drug. Yes he is toxic, but when you look at him you forget everything.

But the most important thing about him is that he puts this label on himself. He wants to be the bad guy in the story. But he is so much more. Wake up.
1.
- That guy is so stubborn!
- He must be an Apostolos.
by YouknwO November 21, 2021
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apostolico

Someone who is smelly.. does not take a showers or brush her hair.someone who would rather live in the wood than a house.
Hey Jim look at that apostolico . How nasty
by Stiny Pete April 3, 2018
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Panagiota Apostolis

Paige Apostolis' Greek name.
You must be Panagiota Apostolis because you're Greek.
by Fatoosie June 2, 2023
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apostolopolous

a pathetic orgasmic shitter that originally licked out peoples over licked orgies understandably slowly.
'you're an apostolopolous!'
by trolled.=2213 June 18, 2012
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