That one kid who always laughs at his own jokes when no one else does. And they always catch onto a joke as soon as it's dead, and if it isn't already dead, it dies. The most unfunny person you will ever come across. Also says retarded shit.

Andrei: "Says a joke"
Also Andrei: *laughs hysterically*
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"
also
Andrei: "Can you pray in a coma?"
Everyone else: "Shut up Andrei"

by slatt!^* December 20, 2019

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Andrei is a guy that wants to marry you.

Girl 1: "A guy asked me to marry him today."

Girl 2: "He must be an Andrei."

by Mushkaaaa October 21, 2011

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Someone who is ridiculously mentally autistic, this decease is diagnosed with HIV laced with cocaine. This unidentified specie has a laugh close to a hyena.Once you hear this laugh you get a instant autistic attack.
(special info) It's only known weakness is a bitch named Aby. Issa hoe.

(insert feminist) "Look at that Andrei, such a retard."
(insert Andrei patient) "OMG i am offended, i will call daddy Andrei on your flat pancakes ass!"

by Yo Nigga, Tyrone January 1, 2018

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A wet wipe with no friends, family that love him or a loyal girlfriend. Anyone called Andrei should get their name changed asap as no girl with a working brain would decide to hump this wet towel

Hey Andrei your a fag
I know *insert any name here except andrei*

by A Bangladeshi fucking chad October 3, 2018

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