Physically Handicapped

When your dick dislocates when she's riding you.

Did you hear Tommy turned Physically Handicapped after he was done with Sarah on top.

by TommyTheTrain February 4, 2018

Pandicapped

An individual who lacks the basic culinary skills and sensibilities necessary in the preparation of 'just add water' boxed pancakes.

Amiee (currently a culinary arts major), having an absurd late-night craving, decided to whip up some pancakes. After choosing the wrong mixing bowl size, spilling batter, and asking 'what do I add?' (to a mix that clearly states on the box: 'just add water'), she was dubbed 'Pandicapped' by those around her.

by pandicappedpapa June 15, 2010

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018

Handicapped Elias

Elias sprained his foot and is now handicapped.

Handicapped Elias can't walk on his right foot anymore.

by fortnitekungen69420 December 11, 2023

language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey

I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.

by jeanine June 27, 2004

terminally handicapped

A state of disability so severe that it leads to a cause of death

With the plays that Billy is making at second base makes me think that he is terminally handicapped.

by Iceburgaler August 1, 2017

Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.

Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.

by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021