Angela

The most amazing girl in the world. Perfect in everyway. Honest, kind, beautiful, loving, all around amazing. A girl every guy wishes he had.

perfect angela

by Iloveyoubabyfromsteven August 20, 2013

Angel scratches

A more pleasant term for stretch marks.

"Ben, how did you get so many stretch marks?!"
"What these angel scratches? I've had them since forever."
"Those aren't angel scratches, those are stretch marks."
"Well I dunno... My mom always said they were angel scratches."

by A. Spears April 22, 2015

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

Andjela

(Andjela) she is the most sexist girl in the world and the hottest she is a Angel that fell from the sky I love her so much is the best I'm not joking you will fall in love with her very quickly just like I did I love her she is the special amazing girl I have ever met I'm not joking I'll do anything for her because she is my girl and I love her so much words can not explain it I love love love love love love love her so much words can not explain and describe it so if you like a andjela well then good job because I know that I like mine love u andjela so muchhhhh

P. S. I love u sexy

If you love a andjela love u go for her because she is one of a kind not joking

by The sexiest girl in the world January 7, 2020

Xavier: Renegade Angel

A show that is good.

Yo I love Xavier: Renegade Angel

by CyanRose69 April 20, 2021

Pulling an Angel

Forgetting or just not taking a flashlight in Phasmophobia.

Pulling an Angel: forgetting your flashlight or just not taking it in Phasmophobia.

Person 1: Dude where is your flashlight?
Person 2: I left it in the van.
Person 1: Dude you pulled an Angel.

by TallestYagebu January 5, 2022

Angel Food Cake

In cake terms this represents the healthiest cake you can eat i.e. the most fucking pointless

So Angel Food Cake represents the most pointless fucking horrendous tits you have ever seen

You will still try them because its cake but you don't really see the point

OK I will have a quick slice of your angel food cake. Just a little slice though

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020