Amish Mantel

A sexual position in which a man stands and holds a woman in an upside-down 69. Usually works best with a spinner.

Named so because he can rest his face on her oustretched legs, like a mantel, and her bush is on his chin and he looks Amish.

Man, look at the spinner. I'd like to build an Amish Mantel.

by Alejandro Lupus August 1, 2010

amish jam

Jizzy sheep shart

Jebidiah was balls deep in his angel ewe when amish jam spilled out onto his boots.

by Fister Sisters November 2, 2013

urban amish

n. Someone who has none of the technological devices that have become a part of our daily lives, such as television, microwave, gaming platform or home computer.

I'm going to Ohio for a visit with the Urban Amish relatives. Where's my Gameboy?

by Rev. Thea GirlUwant von Fraumench August 8, 2005

amish crack

Amazing donuts from the Rise N Roll bakery in Middleberry Indiana

I really want some Amish Crack for breakfast

by Biceps McLongDong March 30, 2016

Amish Wank

The act of masterbating without using any form of technology what so ever.

My internet was down so I had to have an amish wank last night.

by lord of the snearch August 11, 2010

Amish Sandwich

The act of having two fully bushed women scissor your face.

Last night I was planning on raising a barn, then I got Amish Sandwiched by two fur burgers.

by Creepmove September 15, 2023

Pennsylvania Amish

The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.

Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!

Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!

Guy 1: Yep!

by HughJass1986 July 14, 2023