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bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.
Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan
by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 1, 2024
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gentleman's ambition

When one finishes a beer and immediately wants another one, because when they start drinking they find it difficult to stop. Originally coined by Handsome B. Charming on Twitter in June of 2022.
I almost let my guard down and kissed my beautiful wife before I was hit with a wave of gentleman's ambition, and left the house in search of my one true love: another beer.
by Ambitious Gentleman June 16, 2024
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blind ambition

Typically ambition is a good thing, it's something that drives you to achieve your goals and improve yourself.

But blind ambition is when someone becomes so fixated in their ambitions that they ignore everything and everyone around them. They become blinded by their own ambition, or at least inflicted with tunnel vision. This causes them to neglect taking care of themselves and their relationships.
(Three friends, Carl, Joe, and Rick talking, sitting at a diner table. Carl is extremely tired and his clothes are messy)

Joe: Holy shit Carl, you look bad. You look like you haven't slept in 3 days, and your clothes are a mess. You okay there? What the hell happened? You gotta take care of yourself man!

Carl: Don't... matter. Yeah... I spent... eh... 3 days straight... without sleep... renovating... my coffee shop... so what? I have ambitions... Joe... it's gonna be... the best coffee shop in the whole city!

Rick: Hey Carl, we've been calling you over the last few days and you haven't responded until now. I get that you're trying to improve your business, but you can't let your blind ambition destroy your life!

Carl: Hey... shut up... screw you... I'm not gonna... let you... get in... my way... of... *Carl slumps down and falls asleep on the table*
by ngicecream March 27, 2023
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ambition by proxy

"Ambition by proxy" refers to a situation where someone delegates ambitious tasks, projects, or goals to another person without actively participating or contributing to the effort themselves. This term implies that the person is seeking to achieve success or recognition vicariously through the efforts of others, rather than taking on the challenges directly.
When my boss constantly assigns me high-profile projects but never offers any support or guidance, it feels like he's practicing ambition by proxy, wanting the glory without putting in the work.

You know when your wife comes up with ideas for projects for you to do but doesn't plan on helping at all? That's ambition by proxy.
by B-Riii March 23, 2024
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Political ambition-fueled orgasm

(To be abbreviated p.a.f.o): a new mental health disorder, when you're so blinded by your political ambition that said ambition becomes almost orgasmic. It may lead to TDS
Political ambition-fueled orgasm is not a reason to resist Donald Trump's ideas for reform
by Sexydimma November 23, 2024
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Ambition

Stepping on and using every virtuous friend you could have had in your future only to be left with fake people just like you who are ready to rip your throat out just like you did to those friends you thought were lesser than you. Eep.
My ambition led me to be a huge people user who only cared about what I got from people not what I could give them to succeed in their lives. I need to keep my ambition in check.
by notjuggs_justAj March 11, 2022
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Ambition

Well... I was going to say neither.
Hym "Half of my ambition has already been attained and regardless of whether or not I'm lazy I've had greater results than anyone will ever have. You are only able to deny, de-legitimize, and trivialize until I get that money and not a single person is willing to give up the life of their child just to withhold sucess from someone who has already suceeded. Much like child murder, this was over the second I decided to do it. It's been over for years. You are fumbling desperately to stop the bleeding from your freshly cut throat."
by Hym Iam January 4, 2025
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