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Girl...did you see Amaury, he is so hot!!!
Yes, but you know he's all about his woman right? Better no mess with that!!!
Yes, but you know he's all about his woman right? Better no mess with that!!!
by chuli February 4, 2010
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Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.
Alistair: Jesus Christ.
Alistair: Jesus Christ.
by Revchu August 6, 2005
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OMG, did you see the amputorgy last night? There were arms and legs everywh..Wait, no there weren't.
by Amputee fan 01 August 31, 2005
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I am the biggest fan of 2pac amaru shakur A.K.A lesan parish crooks but we must know that he is above us and remember keep the legacy alive he is the best ever born ever come and will be the best UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
R.I.P TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR MAKAVELI LESANE PARISH CROOKS
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