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amputree
n. a tree that has had some of its branches/limbs cut off, leaving nubby circles on the trunk where the branches were.
trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.
the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.
trees that are overgrown in front yards, or are growing dangerously close to buildings or power lines, are most likely to become amputrees.
the elements (high winds,lightning etc.) are also a common cause of amputrees.
"I used to climb the tree in front of my house when I was a kid. Unfortunately, my dad made it an amputree when I was 9, and now I can't."
amputree by RadioBurnv1 October 22, 2008
acapulco shirts
A sort of clothing that you feel is strongly required when heading in the direction of Las Vegas in the midst of a drug frenzy.
"But first we need the car. And after that the cocaine. And then the tape recorder, for special music, and some Acapulco shirts." The only way to prepare for a trip like this, I felt, was to dress up like human peacocks and get crazy, then screech off across the desert and cover the story.
acapulco shirts by Gladys May 24, 2004
amputorium
-a ceremonial gathering held with the purpose of removing an appendage or tool that has been misused or abused.
amputorium by connie m May 19, 2009
amaurophilia
1.) Sexual preference for a blind or blindfolded sex partner.
2.) Sexual preference for having-sex in total darkness; may be due to religious guilt, low self-esteem, or feelings of inadequacy.
(Most people are uncomfortable about having-sex under bright lights ; also, tactile stimulations reach greater sensitivity in semi or total darkness.)
2.) Sexual preference for having-sex in total darkness; may be due to religious guilt, low self-esteem, or feelings of inadequacy.
(Most people are uncomfortable about having-sex under bright lights ; also, tactile stimulations reach greater sensitivity in semi or total darkness.)
I'm into amaurophilia.
amaurophilia by fetishkitty69 September 15, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.