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alvin

by .-.--- November 23, 2021

Alvinist

The Alvinist group tends to be split up into two groups; The normies Alvinists and the intellectual Alvinists. Many Theodorians and Simonists believe that Alvinists are normies due to the common belief that their main argument is that Brittany is the most experienced out of the chipettes therefore give the best head. However, this is the argument of the normie Alvinists. The intellectual Alvinist's argument is that due to Alvin clearly being the most popular chipmunk, he obviously gets the most head and sexual intercourse. Due to this he has been desensitised and for him to making such an expression and to be clutching onto the couch for dear life it shows that this must be the best head he has ever received, which for a chipmunk with so much experience and desensitisation is very rare and clearly shows that he is in fact receiving the best head.

P1: He's an Alvinist, what a normie.
P2: No, thats an intellectual Alvinist his arguments are much more sufficient.

by quadrum September 24, 2019

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

albino beaver

An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.

When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver

by RumpleForesk1n November 15, 2014

Alvin

Sombody who loves ice tea

"That guy Only drink ice tea so he is an Alvin"

by Kingen12321 July 25, 2019

albino rabbit

when a guy has a threesome with two girls at the same time without them knowing

"do you remember when james had that albino rabbit with grace and mikaela"

by pamela susan September 27, 2011

Albino Gorilla

Ron Perlman.

Ronald N. "Ron" Perlman (born April 13, 1950) is an American television, film and voice over actor. He is known for having played Vincent in the TV series Beauty and the Beast, a Deathstroke figure known as Slade in the animated series Teen Titans, Clarence "Clay" Morrow in Sons of Anarchy, the comic book character Hellboy in both the eponymous film and the sequel, and as the narrator of the post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. He is currently the narrator of the television series 1000 Ways to Die on Spike.

"Hey, you watch Sons of Anarchy from this week?"

"Of course man! Gotta watch me some of that Albino Gorilla!"

"Ron Perlman?"

"Who else."

by Bondtar November 9, 2011