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Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.
-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!
by Titanclaws November 9, 2018
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retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!
by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010
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Alunite

The act of, multiple males while all uniting to ejaculate on a females face all at once.
We had your mom over for the gang bang and we performed an alunite.
by Kalel February 3, 2007
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aluminum class

The absence of frequent flyer elite status, especially used in the case of people obsessed with frequent flyer status who have lost it.
Last year, I wouldn't have had to wait in this line, with my gold status advantages. Now, I'm flying aluminum class.
by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013
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aluminivore

Someone who is strictly on an aluminum diet.
The boy became an aluminivore after eating an aluminum can.
by BKP2015 June 30, 2016
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Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate

Aluminum chloride is the partially neutralized form used in cosmetic antiperspirants, while aluminum chloride hexahydrate is among the most effective antiperspirants currently available. It's chemical formula is AlCl3 and has a solid, white or pale yellow appearance.
Patient: "Doctor, can you diagnose me with Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate?"
Doctor: "Bruh if u take that it will kill you."
Patient: "Oh."
by Vexacon June 16, 2021
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aluminati

a parody to the word 'illuminati', aluminati represents an alumnus or an alumni group that makes large financial contributions to the betterment of the institution it is from.
The funds that were required to complete this student project, was donated entirely by the Aluminati
by lemurrific February 15, 2015
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