A heterosexual man who goes to great lengths to demonstrate his masculinity, yet whose behavior and inclinations tend to resemble that of heterosexual women more closely (or lesbians.)
"Hey Colin, I'm sorry I missed you at the 20-year reunion, I just couldn't make it. Was Jordan there?"
"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
"Yeah Hunter, that's why you didn't miss much, all they wanted to do was show me their new Softails, their beards, and discuss manscaping. The smell of bourbon and spice body butter, pine-tar infused pube pomade, and hickory-scented ball powder was so thick in that place! It's like about all the guys in our entire class have gone alphasexual. I just no longer see them as men anymore."
by Clay Rains April 8, 2024
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Mostly spread by 13 year olds who are looking for a role model because their parents are too lazy to actualy parent them, or have their peers who influence them into it.
Mostly spread by 13 year olds who are looking for a role model because their parents are too lazy to actualy parent them, or have their peers who influence them into it.
Let's ignore that alphashit there. He thinks he's all that, but is just chasing girls away with his bullshit.
Bet that alpashit right there can't do his own loundry like a grown man should. What a kid.
Bet that alpashit right there can't do his own loundry like a grown man should. What a kid.
by P1rate_101 June 12, 2025
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It is all that alpha/beta/gama bullshit that is going around.
Mostly spread by 13 year olds who's parents are too lazy to parent, or their peers got them into it.
People who engage in alphashit want to attract the opposite gender, but while practicing alphashit they are irronicaly pushing opposite gender further away.
Mostly spread by 13 year olds who's parents are too lazy to parent, or their peers got them into it.
People who engage in alphashit want to attract the opposite gender, but while practicing alphashit they are irronicaly pushing opposite gender further away.
Let's ignore that alphashit there. He thinks he is all that but he's just chasing girls away with his bullshit.
by P1rate_101 June 12, 2025
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