alpaca mob

Derogatory term applied to al-quada

What's that bundle of sheets riding towards us? Oh no its the alpaca mob all gijhaded up.

by UNITED WRIOT June 24, 2014

alpaca sex

When an event gets so out of hand that the actions taking place are just plain disturbing and wrong.

Okay, you guys need to chill out! It's really starting to feel like alpaca sex here!

by Jam Cly September 4, 2006

alpaca smacka

Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.

Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.

by The Iracorn February 24, 2023

Alpaca Pussy

A bad feeling of sickness, used like this:

"Hey Steve, sorry if i'm not able to call today. I'm feeling like alpaca pussy and I hope we get to talk soon *insert kiss because the real ones kiss the boys* *ends voicemail*

Steve, listening to that shit: What the absolute hell is this man on.

by WTMS369 September 28, 2020

Alpaca Kyoko

The Ultimate Alpaca

Makoto Naegi: What the fuck, who is Alpaca Kyoko

by AlpacaKyoko July 17, 2019

alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass

Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.

by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015

alpaca hoof

The equivalent to a camel toe as observed from the rear.

Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.

by Tittsmcgee May 28, 2017