It's an alpaca, dumbass.

Used to show annoyance with somebody’s blatant stupidity. The item need not be an actual alpaca.

1) Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass.

1) *points at paperclip* Look at that staple!
2) It's an alpaca, dumbass. *rolls eyes*

by alpacadumbass March 14, 2011

Horny alpaca

When your not horny at all but pretend like it to be cool

Steve: Man I'm so horny right now!
Craig: Alright, your definitely a Horny alpaca
Steve: Dude...

by kentird34 June 04, 2010

Alpaca Pussy

A bad feeling of sickness, used like this:

"Hey Steve, sorry if i'm not able to call today. I'm feeling like alpaca pussy and I hope we get to talk soon *insert kiss because the real ones kiss the boys* *ends voicemail*

Steve, listening to that shit: What the absolute hell is this man on.

by WTMS369 September 28, 2020

Prickly alpaca

An amazing youtuber and artist who deserves all the add money and views she gets

"Do you watch prickly alpaca"

by Ghostbeans March 08, 2022

Alpaca Kyoko

The Ultimate Alpaca

Makoto Naegi: What the fuck, who is Alpaca Kyoko

by AlpacaKyoko July 17, 2019

alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass

Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.

by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015

alpaca hoof

The equivalent to a camel toe as observed from the rear.

Dude, check out that beotch's nasty alpaca hoof. I thought she had a huge camel toe until I realized I was looking at her ass.

by Tittsmcgee May 27, 2017