Handsome guy, hot, all the girls want to fuck him, has a bright future and is the best friend any guy can have, he respects the bro code, it's his bible.
by Mr. Knowsall February 12, 2018

A real tight fool that I love to death! Him Alex, and JP are addicted to shocking themselves with strobe lights... And I would never change anything about u.
by Nicole November 12, 2003

by Yas bitch yas April 6, 2016

A school in North Miami with a cluster fuck of all ethnicity’s (a really bad idea). 90% of kids are addicted to weed or nic and people pop acid in class. Nobody gives a shit unless you fuck with them. If so, expect to be jumped by 15 black kids from Miami Gardens. Sunny kids make up 100% of the white population and are mostly rich or retarded (there are some good apples but that’s rare). Teachers are shit expect for Mr. Respondek, Mr. Schle, Mr. Jerger, and Chief. Football team is ass and can never win a game to save their fucking lives. At least we have Cheddah. 1/10 would not go there again.
Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High? Isint it that school that’s always on the news for fights and has shit performance?
by JuulFeen6969 March 4, 2019

This school is mostly filled with fobs. There is no racial diversity and all you here is Arab language. ALLAH AKBAR. There is too many fobs at Amos Alonzo stagg highschool
by erentil fr4 November 29, 2019

by KurooChibiChan January 17, 2024

Alonzo
Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Girl 1: Alonzo is a sexy motha f’er!!
Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.
Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.
Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.
Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.
by Linz7693 November 23, 2021
