Alolan Whip

When you slam your balls so hard against a keyboard that they fall off your dick and bounce off, exploding in the process

"Can't believe he died to the Alolan Whip, man. He had so much potential."

by JoJo's Bizzare Dictionary 2 December 25, 2021

Alollo

Alollo is finest mother fucker you will ever meet. He's so fine that looking at him would make you scream without the s.

Alollo, will you marry me?

by X1a0_16 February 2, 2023

what a lol

When something or someone is worth "laughing out loud" at; something funny that happens.

Person 1: *runs into a door*
Person 2: What a lol

by Siatkowkajestswietnie February 21, 2018

a lol

1. An always laughing out loud person
2. A 'tard(an always laughing out late person)
3. a person not knowing why the fuck she is laughing out at(a laughing out lost)

Abwoat:
"Say Coasty, I banged that boobasssChelsee last night but why the hellafuck was she all the time laughing out loud, is she 'tard or sum drugstoned?"
Coastello:
"She is a lol, she can't help, her mother like the same as her, motherfucking bitches!"

by Slangherinthenight May 21, 2008

a lol

A Creature Invented in the official soldat forums.

A lol has four legs and looks like a rectangle with smooth corners.

A lol in teh box
a lol box
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Stalky is an Ungodly robolol
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LOL COntest! Post your lol pics here

by BObo D. HObo July 24, 2004

alologies

When something is funny but you still feel the need to apologise for it

When you've tripped a brother over by accident. "my alologies Bro"

by Jimmybro July 24, 2017

AlolaGardevoir

The smartest Pokemon on the internet!

AlolaGardevoir is the smartest Pokemon on the internet

by AlolaGardevoir January 11, 2018