One Almond

The philosophy of Amir Blumenfeld that One Almond is the perfect amount of almonds.

Amir: What is it about one almond that's just... perfect?
Jake: Nothing. It's bad.
Amir: Don't just say "It's bad!"

by mason+ok! January 09, 2020

Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad August 28, 2015

dropping the almond

To give up hope in finding a partner/relationship.

Jason: Wow Jack seems really miserable today...
Bill: Yeah I think he may finally be dropping the almond.

by Forenti February 13, 2015

almond palmer

A mix of almond milk and lemonade, at room temp.

I had a nice almond palmer.

by KingDerpichu36 November 03, 2018

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 31, 2017

Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 03, 2018

bald almond

a slang word to describe men in their early 20’s with already receding hairlines.

“I heard Megan broke up with Chad for cheating on her again.”
“Good for her, that bald almond doesn’t deserve her anyways.”

by hopey777 July 17, 2020