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cripes almighty

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline
Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!
by macandcheeeeese April 17, 2017
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ALMP

When someone loses the ability to type and smashes their keyboard with their face.
Kyle while being high typed ALMP while playing Gartic Phone.
by The Speaking Corpse May 30, 2021
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Almukhamed

a name which is given to ridiculously good-looking and smart man. This person strives to achieve the highest level of comfort in the physical manifestation as well as in the spiritual.
He has a subtle perception of beauty. He has unique artistry and a creative mindset.
Almukhamed is a very hardworking, courageous and loyal man.
by LaSoie November 20, 2021
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The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.
All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings
by TheLoafBloke March 28, 2017
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Alma

Alma is literally the sweetest most kind hearted and loving person ever. she’s always there for you no matter what. she’ll always try to make you feel better whether it is by giving you encouraging advice or by just cracking up one of her many jokes. her personality and looks are ones anyone would fall for. she’s hilarious, kind, chill, and incredibly beautiful. she has such an outgoing and fun all round personality that you just have to love in a person. she has brown silky soft straight hair, beautiful brown eyes and a perfect face and body structure. she’s insecure of her looks and doubts herself at times but what she doesn’t know is that she’s absolutely gorgeous. she tends to overthink at times but thats only because she cares too much about her close friends and family. she’s extremely loyal to her friends and sometimes strangers too. don’t underestimate her because she will stand up for a friend if she needs to. she won’t tolerate fake people or people who are just plain annoying and rude. she can be overly apologetic at times but that’s only because as mentioned before, she has too much love in her heart for everyone. any person would be lucky to have alma as a friend, girlfriend, or just person in their life in general. you couldn’t ask for anyone better then alma. she’s like someone you’ve never met before.
Person 1: Oh my god! Alma is literally the sweetest person ever. she helped me have the courage to study and pass my finals!!
Person 2: really? whos alma?
Person 1: only the best person on earth. she’s super kind and compassionate and a hottie too!
Person 2: wow really? i’ve gotta be friends with her then! she sounds amazing!
by soft_angel December 16, 2019
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Bob the Almighty

Bob the Almighty is a very well-respected god. To please him, read the Boble and climb the 69-block tall wall.
“Oh Bob the Almighty, please accept me as your servant!” The book of Hel, Boble.
by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022
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Almerino

Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met.
He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify.
Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush.
You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown.

He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain.
Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop.

He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone.
Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again.

He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
A:"have you tried the famous new cheese snacks everyone is talking about?"
B:" yes, they're delicious but Almerino wasn't with me when I tried them, so they don't taste the same".
by Bibbina November 21, 2021
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