Tanya Granic Allen

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.

Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.

by Anal Sex Math Geek March 10, 2018

dirty ray allen

Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.

"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"

by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006

Allenah

Name describing one who’s loyal, down to earth, open minded and much wiser than their age.

Allenah is a real one bruh.

by T.Chima January 4, 2019

allen iverson

One of the greatest basketball players of all time. Ranked as 52 in SLAM's Greatest Players of All Time.

Allen Iverson crossed over MJ in his rookie year!

by irociversons June 21, 2003

allen kim

Diane`s bitch who has 5 more days experience of shitting & eating.

Allen Kim says, "Diane, I'm tired."
Diane replies, "GO GET ME MY DRINK BITCH!"

by kimbo-san! December 6, 2006

Allentown, NJ

A small town in Monmouth County, NJ. Its an amazing town where everyone knows everyone. Better then pennsyvainia's allentown.

"dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza." said jon.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.

by a guy in atown January 10, 2011

Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .

Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.

by MCedeno October 28, 2010