An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.
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Get the Alastair mug.Also known as an al-tyra. A crude New Zealand female with a VULGAR, crude, foul or foul-mouthed, rude, offensive, coarse, uncultured, indecent, obscene, profane, rough, tawdry, uncouth, unrefined use of the English language.
Your mouth is dirtier than an altaire's bumhole!!!
by Leighpanda October 23, 2011
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Get the Alistair S mug.Alistair is the definition of fun. He is caring, sharing and always changing for the Good. He may be very stupid but in a funny and kind way. Surprisingly he is very fat when teen as very skinny when 5-12 and 15 onwards but in the gap is very fat as he eats a bit too much eventhough he plays about 3 sports regularly. He is strong and sometimes acts very gay. He is bestest of friends and is very loyal, always respecting you no matter what. Overall he is kind and lovely to be around
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG
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