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Alibiba

The ability to proof that you were using the computer for online shopping only and not for e.g. downloading that weird type of porn or the schematics for a dirty bomb.
Luckily the browser history showed that I was only shopping around for combat gear and flame throwers and had nothing to do with the Russian schoolgirls search. A perfect alibiba.
by celebrity_chef January 24, 2021
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alisabarteks

alisabarteks is a crappy fanpage that deserves
Nothing but hate.
alisabarteks Is a fanpage.
by alisabarteks October 27, 2021
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Alibaran

A bad Ass Moxherfuxker who is loyal, real and without a doubt good in bed. He does everything for hes Brotherhood and hes Family.
Alibaran
by 46a November 21, 2021
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aliabbas

aliabbas is a type of guy that’s acts mean but is very kind but won’t show it and very antisocial has trust issues and only trust few very funny and smart and goofy at times and very peaceful and chilled and focused in what he wants . Don’t lose him unless you want a boring life and .
Aliabbas : stfu

1 minute later : okay sorry
by Money777 November 22, 2021
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Alibaka

Alibaka is a tree.

In fact, Alibaka secretly doesn’t exist. But don’t you dare mention it to any angry trees in the vicinity or else they could rely that message. But you know what, just don’t mention it in general, as a certain tree called Alibaka has its roots everywhere. Basically, it sees everything.

It usually behaves peacefully, but don’t be fooled, as it has little perception of time-space and weight. It’s disguised as an angry terrorist toddler, who roams around and does what any toddler would do - be a brat.

Imagine having to confront an angry terrorist toddler tree, being in its bratty mood - a chance to fight that kind of Alibaka is a risk, none would dare to take.
The only way to best it, is to destroy its property instead.

But keep in mind, that an Alibaka takes grudges to its grave. As it doesn’t seem to die any time soon, they might not fade during your lifetime.

So beware, and make sure, in case you see a terrorist toddler tree, to confirm, if it’s actually an Alibaka.
How to catch an Alibaka in 4K
fail proof 100 %
First, throw a Pokéball
Then, say: “ Hey you, ~Baka Tsuna~”
Try dancing like tuna fish whilst or after saying that
In case of an Alibaka
The terrorist toddler tree will give an immediate response, saying: “I am not a Baka Tsuna, I am an Alibaka"
Caught 📸.
by anonymous April 19, 2022
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Aliabas

He is a terrorist.
There is an Aliabas.
by fWDAWG April 21, 2022
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