Albus

(n.) Person, or rather, magical entity graced upon the earth to live amongst a wide population of muggles. Albuses are quite the rare creature and are arguably the nicest and friendliest people you will ever meet. To put it simply, they are "magical." They demonstrate magical prowess through amazing feats of illusion, both in the physical world and through online means. They are also enormously clever and hold an impressive array of puns available for any given moment. Emits an incredibly positive vibe and can easily restore one's faith in the greatness in humanity. Last seen spreading immense joy and displaying intellectual and magical might in Wayne Hall. *boom*

Has Jesus risen? No, Albus entered the room.

by perfanity May 30, 2011

Alculate

To calculate how cost effective an alcoholic beverage is. Otherwise known as the cost per shot ratio.

Ben - I am so drunk off the two Fuzzy Navals I consumed in the last 10 hours.
Neal - I just alculated that you are a sober loser.

by ItsGonnaBeNeal January 28, 2008

accustomed

It means like familiar. or always do something you used to do it and you still do it. It is like used to.

I am accustomed with hot weather.

by soonlive June 25, 2009

Melanie accusation

Ok for those of y'all saying that Melanie raped Timothy Heller, Heller gave in. She could have kept resisting but no she decided to give up. And Timothy keeps changing the dates. When she realised Melanie was on tour, she changed the dates. You know why? Because she's a lier!!!! Why blame your best friend for something they didn't do?

Melanie accusation is wrong.

by Minamis red stripe October 2, 2018

Albus Dumbledore

Dies in the new Harry Potter novel.

If you haven't read the book, don't read the above definition

by Spoiler August 12, 2005

Albus Dumbledore

B. (aprox)1840 D.(supposed)1997

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (ya know...where Harry Potter goes)

Order of Merlin, First Class, and Grand Sorcerer; Founder and Secretkeeper of the Order of the Phoenix; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

One of the greatest headmasters Hogwarts has ever seen, and the only Wizard to strike fear into "he who must not be named"

I personally don't believe that Dumbledore is dead. I mean come on Fawkes only cried for like 1 day. He's still around, and just when you really think he is gone...There he'll be, saving the day.

You just watch...

by Mysonsxis September 16, 2005

Alcashits

After a night of partying and binge drinking you wake up and shit so hard core you have to get up during the shit and leave the bathroom bc it smells that fuckin bad.

HOLY shit i had the alcashits so bad this morning that i felt like i blew out my O ring.

by TG and JG December 28, 2008