Albedo

The hottest most attractive being on the planet😫☝️. He is literally so hot everytime he's on screen I have the strongest urge to bust a nut. It's starting to become a problem with how attractive he is omg.

A: I want Albedo to step on me so badly
B:........ Your grandma just passed away wtf is wrong with you you dumb fucking faggot

by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021

alberto scorfano

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.

wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!

by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021

AlbertsStuff

A YouTuber who deserves as many subs as DanTDM!
He hilariously voice overs ROBLOX, a Lego-like game.
Usually joined by his best friend Jake (Jayingee) or Lana, his girlfriend.
Created the "my son Samuel" craze on Frappe (game).

Me: I love AlbertsStuff so much! He's solo funny!
Them: Same!
Me: Do you like Jake?
Them: NO HE SUCKS!!1!

by OddAndEvie July 10, 2017

Alberty Jet Lag

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.

A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019

albedo

albedo is the most hottest and sexiest alchemist alchemist on planet earth

albedo>you

person 1:look at how sexy albedo is he’s better looking than you

person2:...why did I even decide to be moots with you😐

by albedo sexy alchemist July 16, 2021

Albertsstuff

A fallen hero because of YouTube demonization. But if you rewatch him you will laugh.

Fan: Ah man Albertsstuff hasn’t posted in a year.
Fan 2: Well say thanks to YouTube

by masterofluck11251 December 16, 2018

Albert Gerald Krueger

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.

Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021