A term used when ordering a tasty beverage with only one ice cube, or "rock."
A whole bunch of "rocks" can water down a top shelf drink, drown the flavor and waste your money. So instead of getting it "on the rocks" you can get it "Alcatraz" and show some respect for you booze.
A whole bunch of "rocks" can water down a top shelf drink, drown the flavor and waste your money. So instead of getting it "on the rocks" you can get it "Alcatraz" and show some respect for you booze.
Customer: Bartender, I'll have a Johnny Blue, Alcatraz.
Bartender: You mean on the rocks?
Customer: No, I mean one rock. If want water I'll order water.
Bartender: You mean on the rocks?
Customer: No, I mean one rock. If want water I'll order water.
by Magrizzle December 20, 2010
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by timmy H KE April 24, 2008
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1. Going through the motions of a particular activity without consciously thinking about what you are doing.
2.Shutting off unnecessary parts of your brain while performing a repetitive task.
2.Shutting off unnecessary parts of your brain while performing a repetitive task.
I've been albatrossing at my job for over three years because it is repetitive and does not provide any type of intellectual stimulation.
by Turdus_migratorius March 5, 2013
Get the albatrossing mug.1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.
2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
by mooroobool November 12, 2013
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to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.
Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.
He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).
Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.
Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.
He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).
Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
Bob: We lost the football playoffs; who shot the albatross?
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...
Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.
Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...
Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.
Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
by HC Drezz March 23, 2011
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2) A type of bird. Said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.
2) A type of bird. Said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.
1) Alright! Albatross!
by Arran January 3, 2005
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What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.
In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!
Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.
"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.
In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!
Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.
"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
by bananahammockyeah April 14, 2011
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