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Ajit Pai

Wanted dead or alive for attempting to end net neutrality which is unforgivable... He's wanted for $2.4B dollars so assassinate this rich nigga's ass and Imma set you up for life... Honestly this man trynna send us back to the amish times like dafuk?I need my insta and snap aight? I ain't intending to resort to checking out books at the library again like that shit's past me now godamn... so make sure this nigga don't send us back into the prehistoric times cuz then these dino's bout to catch some hands you know what I'm saying?
Google: Ajit Pai's a douche, lets go kill his ass!
Urban dictionary: aight brotha just gotta submit this definition first...
Reddit: Stfu and just pop him godamn!!!
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 17, 2018
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Alitude

An unhealthy negative disposition to all things good in the world.
Who pissed in Wilk's corn flakes this morning. She sure is giving a lot of Alitude
by gm-money November 5, 2010
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Pulling an Ajit Pai

To take away something everyone loves, neglecting anything anyone says about it because they're a biased fucking pleb who just wants to take away my GOD DAMN HENTAI >:((((
Man, Our Social Studies teacher is Pulling an Ajit Pai and not letting us sit on dildo mounted bears with angaroos Punching our crotches while the autistic kids attempt to shove whole Desks up our asses. What a fucking cunt!
by I LIKE VAGINA YES I DO, YUMYUM December 4, 2017
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Ajit Pai

Noun- The weird feeling you get after you shit in the mouth of someone trying to eat your ass
I have to pay extra money for social media? I’m so angry that I just want my asshole eaten... but I’ll take a shit first so I don’t end up with another Ajit Pai.
by Ihatethefcc December 14, 2017
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apitum

to have an object lodged up ones anus, often causing moodiness and unpleasant behavior.
I'm quite annouyed at this object apitum, it has caused me to become moody.

whats that, is that a carrot apitum, my dear fellow.
by Kieron 'BoBman' Moore September 7, 2005
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AjitPai-ing

Verb

To Shove a Tampon down a person's urethra, which is similarly as painful as loosing Net Neutrality to an greedy corporatist scum of the earth, sometimes called Ajit V. Pai, but is more commonly known as Satan.
Ajitpai-ing is incredibly paintful
by therightsideofhell November 28, 2017
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Abitur

The highest degree you can get before entering a university in Germany.

You get your Abitur after the 13th class and after some tests.
Including 4-hours long written tests and one or more oral reports.

According to your marks in 12th grade and 13th grade and your final Abitur exams you get an Abitur-Average, which is important for getting into university.

For example, your average has to be better than 2,0 to get to a medical university.
Yeah I got my Abitur in 2004 !
It rocks, I can do whatever I want!
I can get any job I want and I can go to any University I want!
by Bari June 11, 2005
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