Airbagged

When someone steals a funny joke from you on the internet to get validation from a group of people that already give too much of a fuck about the internet.

“Hey bro did you see Dave stole my idea on Twitter just so he could get a lot of RT’s?”
“Yeah you totally got airbagged.”

by bingglava April 8, 2020

Side-Impact Airbags

A question asked to someone who likes old things, usually old cars (literal) or bands/songs in order to gauge how old what they are talking about is.

80's Guy: Dude this is such a sick song!
Modern Guy: Does it have Side-Impact Airbags?

by DomLosOsos February 18, 2008

airbag

A girl sits on your face and farts in your mouth, blowing up your cheeks like an airbag.

That bitch pulled an airbag on me.

by bob riddle April 4, 2004

airbags

Term for breast implants.

I was attracted to Linda's big boobs, until I found out she had airbags.

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

Hairy Knuckle Airbag

When a Girl is giving a guy a Hand-Job and right before the guy is about to blow his load or cum, she punches the guy right in the testicles.

"It really sucked. I was so excited for her to jerk me off and she finally did...I got the Hairy Knuckle Airbag."

"Oh yes, yes make me...AHHH...." *hairy knuckle airbag*

"Bitch gave me the Airbag!"

by Zwantel Washington January 30, 2010

Laotian Airbags

Like Bulgarian Airbags, but bigger, and natural.

- Man, this chick looks gorgeous, I think her airbags are bulgarian.
- Dude, no those are Laotian Airbags! They are all natural!

by tushe August 23, 2007

Jamaican Creamie Airbag

When you are jacking off in the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.

Dude I totally gave bonqui-qui a jamaican creamie airbag when she was driving me to get another hoe.

by Garaf January 12, 2009