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Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci
(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️
by Dubiks February 7, 2019
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Airpods

Only rush people have them
poor guy: hello sir..... can you hear me.

Rich guy: Sorry, but I can’t hear peasants. Only people with AirPods can hear me
by Super64 January 12, 2019
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Rich Person: wait, you don’t have Airpods?! You broke ass weirdo. I smell with my rich nose, some brokeness coming from you.
by HoomanCalledLitchi February 4, 2019
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AirPodding

When a male (possibly female) ejaculates in someone’s ear allowing it to drip down representing the shape and colour of an Apple AirPod
Nah g last night I was airpodding this bird and she couldn’t hear for a week.
by WllMcBrd January 8, 2020
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Airpods

Airpods are a waste of money
by someone_stupid March 1, 2019
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peorson wearing airpods: " I smell broke in here"

peorson on the left: punches peorson wearing airpods
by 1234 gay5 January 17, 2019
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The AirPod

The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod - the AirPod unit. AirPod unit is also a fundamental building block of a worldwide AirPod business model, initialized by the third person's investments and based on IPO.

The AirPod unit
AirPod unit incorporates smart functions that offer advanced usage of the pod. The pod will offer a nap place with revitalization function, the option to use the web and different entertainment possibilities.

The AirPod business
AirPod business in its core in inevitably connected to the innovative product - AIRPOD smart napping pod. Market entry points are the world's busiest airports, where user flow is guaranteed due to unexpected flight delays and frequent waiting for transit flights. AirPod users (Airpodders) will be generating constant income flow. The income will be distributed among initial supporters in form of lifetime monthly revenue.
The AirPod is a corporation that created the world's first smart napping pod.
by AirPod December 6, 2018
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