Captain Ahab

While you and a fat chick are in the water, have her bob down so only the ass of the girl is sticking out such to resemble a whales blowhole, you then stand on the side of the pool waiting to slay the "white whale" in the blowhole, finishing off with a dismount and inserting into whichever hole he pleases, Slaying the white whale.

Yo man i gave this chick a Captain Ahab Last Night. I stuck that shit to the mothafuckin whale yo.

by Silentobituary August 31, 2006

Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.

that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch

by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008

ababababa

Used when expressing love or affection to a significant other, although It could be used as a battle cry initiating a duel when used in a high pitched or loud wail. If you hear this type of “Abababah,” please get in a fecal position and avoid movement since you may be at a high risk of being charged by an angry couple. It may not matter if you have provoked them, but they will be most aggravated when a young child is in their vicinity. If you happen to be a child that was punted by a member of the pair, then it is too late for you.

A - “i love you!”
B - “ababababah!”

A - “goo goo gah gah”
B - “ABABABA”
A - *flying through the air at mach speed noises*

by Someone not named Sarah February 16, 2021

captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.

"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"

by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006

Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.

So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.

by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007

going ahab

When someone is wailing super hard on a guitar.

One might say that they are wailing harder then captain ahab, or "going ahab". In case your completely ignorant, captain ahab is from Moby Dick, and he was hunting a giant whale... or whaling, if you will.

*Kyle is playing Guitar Hero as Adam stares in awe*

Adam: "OMG!! Kyle is playing Bark at the Moon on extreme mode, he's totally going ahab!"
Kyle: "I pwn"

by Adam Zivojnovich July 16, 2008

Ahabian

Doggedly going after a goal, such that you can be compared to Captain Ahab hunting the White Whale.

"He really wants this promotion"
"Yeah, he's gone Ahabian over it"

by GratuitousEsquire March 20, 2009