1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
Get the afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad mug.The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010
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Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!
Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"
Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"
Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!
by bkn May 22, 2011
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1. During sexual intercourse, while assuming the missionary or doggie-style position, the male cums and simultaneously cuts a huge fart while lighting it with a match.
Good for an extra inch or two.
1. During sexual intercourse, while assuming the missionary or doggie-style position, the male cums and simultaneously cuts a huge fart while lighting it with a match.
Good for an extra inch or two.
by Clint & Cherise October 28, 2005
Get the afterburner mug.After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.
by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016
Get the Alaskan afterburner mug.A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.
Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
by blahpers May 28, 2011
Get the afterbirther mug.An aftergurn is where you have taken MDMA and are experiencing uncontrollable jaw movement (gurn) even though the high from the drug has long faded.
by Fribbo March 17, 2013
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