Afghan Sunrise

The most delicious shot that will take you on a wild ride beginning in the lush clouds of heaven, then oilfields full of darkness, and ending in the bloodstained battlefields of hell.

A popular toast that goes along well with a round of Afghan Sunrises –

“For the bloodshed by my brothers to the oil that my country is being pillaged for and to the clouds in the sky filled with martyrs”

Afghan Sunrise can be made with three simple steps:

1. Start with 1/3rd grenadine (red - blood)
2. Add 1/3rd kahlua (black - oil)
3. Finally 1/3rd baileys irish cream (while – sky)

by jabroker September 19, 2011

Afghan hound

A sight hound with long, smooth hair. Thses dogs are very beautiful and although some people believe them to be stupid they are very intellegant. Some times they are compared to cats

Beautiful Afghan hound.

by Finnerty September 10, 2009

afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.

kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!

by me February 7, 2005

Afghan 69

The sexual act of smashing buttholes and crashing balls. Usually happens in Afghanistan, between two deployed guys who don't know the difference between 69'ing and scissoring. Commonly accomplished with a running start, or a rope swing.

B-holes smashin', balls crashin'. The ole' Afghan 69.

by Hawktopus March 8, 2017

Afghan Penis

Spicy and long it becomes erect in times of war and conflict.

At the start of the war the afghan penis swelled to impressive size

by Persian princess March 11, 2014

afghan shoelace

When you pull just the string from the anal beads back out leaving the beads inside

I want to give her an Afghan shoelace.

by 21 jump up November 29, 2016

Afghan motorboat

This occurs only on Thursdays in the "Muslim religion" when one male motorboats the bloody butt cheeks of another man after anal and gets a red beard

Afghan motorboat- you so ginger your beard looks like an Afghani motorboat

by BiGBl00d December 20, 2021