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The sexual act of smashing buttholes and crashing balls. Usually happens in Afghanistan, between two deployed guys who don't know the difference between 69'ing and scissoring. Commonly accomplished with a running start, or a rope swing.
B-holes smashin', balls crashin'. The ole' Afghan 69.
by Hawktopus March 8, 2017
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