Alfonso C

Alfonso is a tall guy, who has ZERO Rizzzz. He plays basketball and has crazy hair. He may seem innocent but he is crazy for the women. But because his rizz levels are low things are unfortunate.

Girl: Hey we should hangout sometimes.
Alfonso C: Sure in Bed
Girl: Umm Nevermind.

by Lebron12345 September 14, 2022

alfonso

a terrible, annoying person that has no heart and no feelings. don’t trust him what so ever.

this alfonso guy is so rude

by sidneey April 27, 2019

Alfonso

He is a tall, dark skinned chad who's so buff that his dick has a six pack on it. He is aware of what type of effect he puts unto girls. With his responsibility and humility, he stays single to save women

Women: what are your preferences in girls?
Alfonso: men

by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021

alfonso

alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry

alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man

by oh ut also is normal December 13, 2018

afonso

Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.

"See that guy? What's his name?"

"Afonso."

"I knew it!"

by That One Hetalian October 22, 2015

alfonso soriano

the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp

alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player

by soriano January 23, 2009

Afonso

Afonso is a kid who’s mom is a man and his dad is a woman. He’s rumored to have sucked 178 dicks.

Afonso your dad is a man and your mom is a woman!!!

Ahhhhhh Stop

by Lol35679 May 24, 2019