absurd turd

1. a very large poo
2. a very small poo when expecting much more

I didn;t even realize I had to shat, and next thing you know I had an absurd turd. It was bigger than a baby, my poo baby!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.

"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"

by Saucy September 2, 2003

Absurdity

HAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

Hym "I'm glad the absurdity of the world continues to keep me (morally) in the clear. The Lizzard is doing God's work over there. Hahaha! That is great. You guys are the fucking worst. First you try to win the game. Now you're trying to prove that you're right. Why not just cut your losses and take the 'L'? 'We ShOuLdN't HaVe To LoSe To YoU!!! yOuR'e NoT bEtTeR tHaN aLl Of Us!!!' Oh! Be careful! That sounds familiar! You're starting to sound like ME! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Holy shit! This. Is. Priceless. You HAVE to see how ridiculous this is! There is no way you don't! Hahaha! I can't! I just can't! Why do you guys have to be like this? And on a different note; swollen? Really!? You gotta do better than that! You're almost as bad a Shuuji over there! It does hurt a little bit though. When I bite or open my jaw. Ouch. I appreciate you thinking about me though. Whatever makes you feel better about the situation. Anywho... I wild. And to think, if I hadn't been hired to work in a sex cult none of us would be here right now. I still wouldn't be getting any but I'd probably be striving valiantly toward the future and you wouldn't know I existed. I'd still have people following me but think of all the things that wouldn't have been if I had kept my mouth shut. Hahahahahahaha aha aha! Hoooooo... This is tragic. Truly and seriously tragic."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003

Coin is assured

In yester-year, when an honorary member of the Bro's of the Round Table became acquainted with a lady, and courted her in the finest eatery's of their time, if getting some booty was on the cards that night, coin would be assured.

Bro: I'm taking Wonda out tonight...
Bro's of the Round Table: Where you takin' this girl?
Bro: Taco Bell
Bro's of the Round Table: Taco Bell? Coin is assured.

by Brospect December 4, 2011

Mutually Assured Destruction

The "lose-lose" scenario in any kind of war, although nuclear war is often associated with this term.

"From my reading of various pronoucements made by the Russian High Command over the years, I am convinced that they will never again permit their nation to be threatened... no matter what the cost... that cost itself may actually is Mutually Assured Destruction."

-- Alan Moore, as the voice of Professor Milton Glass, "Dr. Manhattan: Super-Powers and the Superpowers", in Watchmen (DC Comics, 1986)

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

breast assured

Similar to the phrase, rest assured, only referring to confirmation a chick's breasts are real

I thought she paid for those, but breast assured, they are real!

by GlazeHer April 29, 2015