The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique

Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'

by ceese123254 June 27, 2022

What does that say about me?

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.

Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Everything is about me

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.

Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2024

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.

"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it

by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025

tell me about it sherlock

The kid friendly way of saying No (censored) Sherlock

Kaite: Its BURNING
Billy : Tell me about it sherlock
Kaite: what

by yourmom45473 June 9, 2021

Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?

Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024