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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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I bet you think about me

I bet you think about me is a sentence that swifties use for their friends. This means if a swiftie traumatises their friend with Taylor Swift, everytime when they will see a post about Taylor Swift they will immediately sent it to their swiftie friend and they will think about them.
Morgan: (sents a post about Taylor Swift)
Lizzie: I bet you think about me❤️
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Are you talking about me?

What? Nono... This guy I saw- this guy I heard I mean... He was saying that. Why? Does it apply?
Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
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The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique
Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'
by ceese123254 June 27, 2022
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It's About Me!! Movement

The phrase used to identify a group of people that are gifted with high levels of narcissism. These people demand that their feeling are more important than known facts and demand we bow to their "More Important" needs to use terminology and verbiage of their own creation and reinforce their small sense of mutually developed pseudo-reality.

Which again is why facts stay away from this movement. as facts do sometimes hurt feelings. And hurt feelings destroy the reality bubble they reside in. So they fight reality by calling those that come with facts name such as xxxphobe etc. Public shaming that bring facts to where they are now being written again to include feelings. Not generally a real threat in small groups, large groups expect herd mentality and violence as they can only hold 1 thought at a time.
Gary just got into it with the director of It's About ME!! Movement today. Their leader didn't like he prepared a speech for next session that included same sex spaces again.

"I will"
by A Kevin Brown May 20, 2024
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tell me about it sherlock

The kid friendly way of saying No (censored) Sherlock
Kaite: Its BURNING
Billy : Tell me about it sherlock
Kaite: what
by yourmom45473 June 9, 2021
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telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you
And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court
by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021
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