Cain "What... What are you doing?"
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
Get the Abelmug. Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
Abel "Oh? What about?"
Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"
Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"
Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"
Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."
Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"
Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"
Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!
Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
Get the Abelmug. Is the worst person ever. If you meet this person leave immediately. They will make your life so much worse
Oh what an Abel!
by Wher r u May 18, 2021
Get the Abelmug. Abel is a man who is the perfect match for Mia. He will love her with all his heart, and that will never change. They will be together forever and be the happier couple that could possible exits. He lives her and she loves him .
by Hello Babely December 26, 2018
Get the Abelmug. The Abells are a superior race the living definitions of Mr.stealyogirl they are savages that also are intelligent understanding people who are just amazing at everything they try to do Abells are probably the best group of humans in the world!
by Ghost_Locus April 19, 2017
Get the abellmug. She's a Beautiful, young women who loves to take care of people. She's really caring and got a hella laugh. She's a girl sent from God to make your day
by Kimora A March 20, 2017
Get the abellemug. one of THE sweetest people alive.
you won't find anyone as awkwardly cute and funny as him.
his jokes'll make you crack up even if you're on the verge of tears.
he loves you no matter what.
and so do you.
<3
you won't find anyone as awkwardly cute and funny as him.
his jokes'll make you crack up even if you're on the verge of tears.
he loves you no matter what.
and so do you.
<3
by (: ha. May 16, 2010
Get the abelmug.