diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.

by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014

abalacha

n. a word to replace a cuss word in a sentence (comes in handy around teachers)

adj. a word meaning angry

~you see a complete stranger trying toying with your brand new ipod~
You say, "What the abalacha are you doing you abalacha???"

Mom, your're grounding me again??? Geez, you make me so abalacha!

by shamazingwords March 6, 2009

Absalom

Calm young man but don't get him riled up
Extremely handsome
Just as he is portrayed in the Bible with his long hair
disobediant
He is not a follower

Gorgeous smile.

That' boy is such an absalom

by Auoayoayoayofvb April 14, 2017

Analog

A way of representing information that uses a continuous range of values. Opposite of digital-- while a CD is digital, a tape is analog; while a computer is digital, an abacus is analog.

by LarstaiT November 6, 2003

sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 5, 2004

Abayo

Non-common way to say goodbye to your arch enemy before trying to kill each others.

"Izaya."
"What?"
"Abayo."
"...Yes, this is a goodbye"

by Abayomyass May 20, 2016

Analog Bitch

Someone who is a bitch on all levels, unlike a digital bitch who has discrete levels of bitchiness.

"Yo man! Susan was being such a bitch today. She hit levels of bitchiness I didn't know existed."

"She's a real analog bitch!"

by Nanoslug August 9, 2009