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absolute territory

it's basically the space of skin between a girl's miniskirt and higher-than-the-knee thighs.
coming from the japanese phrase, "絶対領域" (zettai ryoiki), it was first a slang coined up by otakus.
now it's used in japan pretty commonly by the public.

it's also a way to tease guys, since they normally like that more that full nudity.

a good example of where this term is used is in the anime, ナナマル サンバツ (nana maru sau batsu), meaning "fastest finger first," by character mari fukami (深見 真理).
*testing shiki on random quiz terms*
mari : "then.. how about questions like this..? here/"
shiki : "uee?~"
mari : "Q: the are of exposed skin between the hem of a miniskirt and the tops of knee-high socks is known by what name?"
shiki : t-there's a name for that?
mari : "as i suspected, you like books, but you're not an otaku."
shiki : "wh-what's the answer?"
mari : "abso.. lute.... terr.. ito.. ry."

*and starts to explain how it's connected to moe culture.*
*shiki start's entering absolute territory into his dictionary device*
mari : "you won't find it."
by your neighborhood weeb July 29, 2017
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Absolute chad

Refers to a person of the highest standards and that is perfect at everything with no flaws, will act upon what they wish to without hesitation or regard for authority, highly respected by others
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absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"
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absolute fucking shambles

The ultimate form of shambles as might be created by an uber-shambles: best demonstrated when minor clerical and administrative duties have to be undertaken by professional staff in the alleged interests of 'saving money' which in fact does no such thing, but can be pointed to by those who equate change with progress, thus claiming credit for the latter.

The essential work of an organisation isn't done because trivial but necessary work is taking up the time which ought to be used to do the job for which professionals are really employed. Objection is met with a simplistic replies such as 'it only takes a moment', "do you regard it as beneath you", or 'any fool could do that'.

Further, any 8 year old could spot this was a particularly stupid way of doing things.
Loo rolls need changing: could a computer analyst do it? Then a computer analyst shall do it! Everyone including the janitors agreed this created an absolute fucking shambles as senior analysts spent time hunting for wherever loo rolls were stored, but the office manager thought it was an ace idea and claimed an end-of year bonus.
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absolute banger

A song that's so good, you always crank the volume up. Something all your friends listen to.
Brad: "Hey Matt, want to listen to this song?"
Matt: "You know it, this song is an absolute banger!"
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Absolute Unit

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”
by Panda Halo June 15, 2018
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Absolute Virtue

Often considered the most difficult Notorious Monster in Final Fantasy XI. An entity prisoned by 7 Jailers. Much confusion existed concerning the first Linkshell to legitimately defeat said creature without utilizing the use of glitches. Recently having been "gimped" a touch, it has been beaten many times, although, the majority of those victories being from the use of many Kraken Club wielding Dark Knights.
"We fought Absolute Virtue for 3 hours and we can't beat him... hmm... I KNOW... LET'S NERF HIM!!!
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