aardvark

A cia agent who snorts ants and calls them WMD

GT won a medal of freedom for aardvarking around G's stinkhole

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

aardvark

a person who is or does something stupid or retarded

If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)

or

Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)

by James Barrett 12 April 29, 2008

Aardvark

Aardvark is an Afrikaans word. It is an animal name referring to an "earth pig" or "ground pig."

Look at the Aardvark eating that muck in the pasture!

by Clark Public Dictionary November 26, 2020

aardvark

/ˈɑ dvɑ k/

noun

a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal of Africa, with long ears, a tubular snout, and a long extensible tongue, feeding on ants and termites.

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by Google Dic. September 25, 2021

aardvark

A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.

I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

aardvark

the first word in the english dictionary

Guy 1: Aye did you know aardvark was the first word in the dictionary?
Guy 2: Oh damn I didn't know that, thats pretty cool.
Guy 2: *puts on speaker* "GUYS DID YOU KNOW AARDVARK WAS THE FIRST WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY???????"
Guy 3 and others: dam that was cool but you didn't have to say it like that :/
Guy 2: sheesh, sorry.

by cincodemayo4 December 19, 2021

Aardvark

A person with an exceptional ability for tongue related sexual activity.

He’s an aardvark, the way he uses his tongue.

by Llun April 13, 2022