Athena

The Athena I know is a chill person. She's super fun and she's the kindest person ever. If you have an Athena as your friend, you're really lucky. She's not a dry person and she's really nice. She might bully you for jokes but she never means it.
#1: You know that new girl Athena?
#2: Yeah, what about her?
#1: I kind of wanna be her friend. I hear she's super chill.
#2: Well, most Athena's are chill so I say go for it.
#1: Alright!
by entityexistance September 24, 2021
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A person who wears baseball hats of teams they hate, and dress like a 40 year old woman everyday at school or work. Also they dont give a shit about you no matter how you feel.
"Whoa you look like an Athena!"
"What does that mean?"
"um..."

"Hi, Athena! Did you see your kids soccer game last night?"
"Fuck off Susan."
by zemmiphobia_freak February 10, 2023
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the best girl in the whole wide world.

i miss u btw xx
“who’s athena
“Just the most amazing girl ever!”
by lowgan November 24, 2021
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Typically a woman. A person with 2 left feet that falls over right. Has a wonky eye when when she laughs. Takes forever to do anything, but always does everything. Her boobs are %50 of her body. She has the sex drive of a teenage boy. She displays flamboyant hand gestures while cooking.
That girl just pulled an Athena!
by Goofballs November 20, 2011
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Athena is a bitch
by urmom5000000 November 22, 2021
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1. A greek goddess
2. A virgin
3. Anything but a virgin
4. A fitty tuck
Athena now lives in Red Square :P
by James 23 November 30, 2005
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A person who thinks she's quirky for being named after a Greek God usually is #brocken & uses tiktok might use 😪😢🥺😭🖤💔⛓ unironically. Also might be a brat
Person 1: I hate Athena
You: Why?
Person 1: she's #brocken
You: Oh
by StarIsEnby August 02, 2022
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