Assident

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.

I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.

by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked

My cat suffered from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Assidicity

The weight, volume, and thickness of a woman’s rear end, a.k.a. “Booty meats”

Rhonda’s thang be thangin’; assidicity on 10!

by Willie Earl January 29, 2022

Assident

An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.

I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.

by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021

Assid

A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.

Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”

New employee of crap company: “???”

Old employee: “Your ASS ID”

New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”

by anonymous June 20, 2022