Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Assident

When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.

Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.

by Gunz72 October 19, 2023

Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked

My cat suffered from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Assident

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.

I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.

by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023

Assid

A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.

Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”

New employee of crap company: “???”

Old employee: “Your ASS ID”

New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”

by anonymous June 20, 2022