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A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
A whisper in the void, a phantom of twilight realms. This ethereal entity dances on the edge of reality, wielding shadows like deadly blades. With eyes that pierce souls and fingers that weave fatal destinies, the assassin is a living myth. Their critical strikes shatter the very fabric of existence, while their dagger mastery carves elegies into the flesh of time. Cloaked in deadly arts and shadow magicks, they move unseen between heartbeats, their combos a symphony of exquisite destruction. Legends speak of their beauty as a curse, a face so divine it's the last mesmerizing vision their targets behold before oblivion claims them. To witness an assassin is to glimpse perfection incarnate – a fleeting moment of awe before one's world dissolves into eternal night.
“Damn, did you see how smoothly Jake aced that presentation and then charmed the entire board? That dude’s a straight-up assassin in the corporate world.”
by anonymous December 14, 2024
Get the Assassin mug.A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.
Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.
Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.
Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.
Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?
Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.
Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.
by Jade606 November 19, 2012
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"I had an Assassin's Creedgasm while playing Assassin's Creed and looking at my mold of Sarah's feet."
by The Burning Desire February 18, 2010
Get the Assassin's Creedgasm mug.the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.
reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.
by assassin'screedneedisaymore? June 17, 2012
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