assnet

long bushy like hair that forms and develops around the anus, usually warm and moist.
Pronounciation- us-net

"Her assnet is so hairy, you could get your hand stuck tangled in it"

by -------- July 9, 2006

assbutter

The butter that is created from a hasty wiping and a sweaty hot day.

I am churning up a mess of assbutter.

by Frothywalrus January 19, 2008

assbut

From the syndicated Fox Primetime Cartoon "The Simpsons".

Used by the character Jimbo Jones in a derogatory fashion at the character Mayor Quimby.

Mayor Quimby: "I don't need to listen to you."
Jimbo Jones: "Then prove it, assbut!"

by warnerdang June 8, 2004

Assbutt

1. Noun. The Gish 2019 mascot and intern herbivorous mammal that typically consists of a majestic miniature and elusive combination of a four legged, grayish-brown, bony body of an African Wild Donkey (ass) paired with the vivid and brightly colored carrot orange and obsidian wings with white spots along the edges of a Monarch Butterfly (butt) and also their antennae, while additionally donning a loosely fashioned backwards royal blue necktie; prefers a diet of flowering kale, but other varieties of this creature are known to eat other vegetation such as, but not limited to whatever is available, Cheetos, and brussel sprouts; also known as a monarkey; special skills include: clogging and/or tap dancing, pollinating, omniscience, incredibly memory, stubborn punctuality (when they want to), acting on camera, tenacity, toxic if eaten and inspiration for the children’s party game “Staple the Wings on the Assbutt” (but that was becoming too violent with children and staplers so it is now becoming known as “Tape the Tie to the Assbutt)

2. Refers to a distraction shouted at an archangel before throwing a Molotov cocktail of holy oil at them.

3. Literally. Buttbutt. Bootybooty

“The Assbutt is my favorite GISH mascot ever!”

“Kids! It’s time to play Tape the Tie to the Assbutt!”

“Hey Assbutt!”

“Look at the Assbutt!”

by CaptainDancyPantsEeekSquad! July 24, 2019

assntitties

Booty and Boobies

Damn bro she had the fattest assntitties ever

by Simpyboy69 May 22, 2020

assnite

The best way to do a woman

Let's assnite your mom tonight!

by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022

Bust a fat ass nut

When you cum so much that it could cover a fat ass.

Guy 1: Aw shit I’m about to bust a fat ass nut in your tight pink pussy

Girl 2: Yeah fill me up with your warm cum daddy. Fun fact: Since you said fat ass in that sentence you’re implying that all your cum could cover my fat ass.

Guy 1: Wow, I didn’t know that *cums fat ass nut*

by USLOPA May 11, 2023