asshook

1.) assplay, usually in a gay male way (i.e. TrekBoi & Hexcor). Can involve fingers, fists, and/or glass dildos donated by Cameron's girlfriend.

2.) A Way0ter's screenname.

1.) Fucking moron! You need a good asshooking.

2.) A(s)Shook

by aq. March 6, 2005

assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.

Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

asshopper

Another name for a slut, as in someone who hops from ass to ass, therefore an asshopper.

That dirty slut is an asshopper!

by Vanilla Llama September 17, 2003

asschoker

Someone who chokes on ass, for being a asshole.

Tina- I hate him so much.
Bree- He's such a asschoker.

by tinnaa15 September 28, 2014

Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.

Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!

by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019

asshoke

when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.

jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"

by jr15 October 20, 2009