ASMR

Ass
Smacker
Mommy
Recker

Omg, he was totally a ASMR in bed!

by WEEB EATER February 6, 2018

ASMR

The act of deriving great pleasure from staring into a woman's face, for prolonged periods of time, while she fondels and strokes the microhone or objects around it, possibly whisphering gentle words in between, possibly making wet sounds with her own body.

I ASMRed myself to sleep.
Spent the whole week in bed, watching ASMR videos, feeling happier than ever.

by Aolministrator February 1, 2017

ASMR

A SILENT MUNCHER RUNCHER- Recording yourself eating and projecting the sound of your chewing

Have you checked the new ASMR videos on Youtube?

by SMRMSR September 9, 2018

ASMR

Really relaxing (i guess)

I wanna relax listen to ASMR

by Your stepdad. August 6, 2018

ASMR

Autonomous sensory meridian response is the official name of the craze that has taken over YouTube and pre-pubescent girls. ASMR includes creepy whispering, weird hand movements and boringly repetitive videos. The purpose of ASMR is to relax you, but in reality it makes you 1000000000000000000000000000x more anxious.

Guy 1: Man, ASMR sucks!
Brother: It's great, it makes me feel so releaxed!
Guy 1:
Brother:
Obama:
Ellen:
Tom Holland:
The Universe:
Guy 1: Can I disown you?

by its-all-geek-to-me September 18, 2018

ASMR

The act of doing random ass things with shitty camera audio

Tim: I made an ASMR video yesterday and got 300 likes!!
John: Dude your just trying to use that bitchy camera your mum bought you yesterday aren't you
Tim: yes...

by God... help us September 3, 2019

ASMR

it stands for Awesome Synchronized Metalic Rats according to Kevin Moon.

Deobi 1: Hey did you see the one video of moonbae beating that box!
Deobi 2: Yea that was some sick ASMR!

by kyuteres August 8, 2020