asian gravity

the tendency for Asian students to congregate and travel in large mobs

Anik: Hey, how did all those Asian kids instantly find one another?

Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.

by IsaacNewton December 5, 2010

Asian 5

The subjects taken in your VCE years in Victoria - Specialist Maths, Maths Methods, Physics, Chemistry, English and fast-track Biology in year 11.

I want to do Medicine at Uni

Oh, you better do the Asian 5

by Schwan January 12, 2008

Asian-Dar

Extrasensory perception (ESP) that allows one to immediately know that there is an Asian guy in the vicinity. This is an ability usually possesed by a non-Asian girl who is attracted to Asian guys.

Walking down a crowded street with a friend, Lids was able to detect the presence of Asian guys.

Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD

by lettucebug September 7, 2011

Asian Parents

during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.

Asian parents quarantined me.

by aprettyrealasian March 15, 2020

Anibal

Amazing in human form. He is the sweetest person ever and his words will melt you like a sugar cube in hot tea. He is the most unselfish person and will help you out the moment you ask for a favor. He loves the good life and wants to give a little bit of the good life to everyone. He is so optimistic and positive that he inspires you to be a happier person. He is sooooo funny and he always has a joke or witty comment on deck to make you smile. Not to mention his smile can light up your world. It is perfect! He loves his family and friends more than anything so do not mess with them! HE IS A CUDDLER!!! =) so embrace it! He is extremely masculine from his chiseled jaw line to his manly hands. His face and body are straight out of a GQ magazine and yet he is a snack monster! He can snack all day and all night, he don't care! Any lady would be lucky to catch the eye of Anibal. He will make you feel like the most beautiful angel god ever created!

Ex. 1:

Girl 1: Why are you smiling so much? Who are you texting?
Girl 2: Anibal, he just sent me a really cute song ^_^
Girl 1: Stop being gay

Ex. 2:

Girl: I miss you soooo much
Anibal: Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

by Love MM January 17, 2013

Taco Asian

A racist way to say 'Mexican'.

Guy 1: See that girl over there? Do you think she's Asian?
Guy 2: Yeah, Taco Asian!

by Fabulous Fury December 8, 2018

Asian Parents

Makes you wish that bedtime was earlier
Fucks up your self-esteem

*Note* Not all Asian parents are like this, some are actually nice and understanding.
Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.

Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!

Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.

by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018