Ashlyn Story

(Noun) (Part of Life) A story that few others can relate to other than Ashlyn...because she is Ashlyn. Ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindfucked and speechless. However, most Ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened to over dinner, often reveal clues to the meaning of life. Every man should hear an Ashlyn story from the source before he dies.

Sam- (As he reads the New York Times) "How was breakfast babe?"

Ashlyn- "Well I opened the cabinet and the cereal box fell out and exploded all over the kitchen, so I cleaned it up and wound up just eating the bowl. The cat helped clean up the milk...so that worked out"

Sam- (still reading the NYT) "sounds good babe"

Cat- (from under kitchen table) "Typical Ashlyn story..."

by Meow94 September 29, 2013

Ashlyn

Ashlyn is a very beautiful girl. She's has a great sense of humor. When your feeling down she's always right there to cheer you up. She has a great personality and everyone loves her. She's very athletic and a great singer. She's one of the greates friends you"ll ever find.

"Did you see that Ashlyn over there. She's so funny and gorgeous . I wish I had her as a friend!"

by Scuba1686 November 6, 2016

ashyra

A very nice and amazing person,popular,nice,sweet,ghetto,a great fighter,lovable,every guy loves but won't admit it.

Hey Ashyra what are you doing today

by Jordan love August 15, 2015

ashy feet

Busted Up Looking Dry Old Feet

When you look down at Someone in Flip Flops and their Feet Look Busted up and Dry Ashy Feet

by ASH MAN May 25, 2014

Ashy Pussy

Pussy Drier Than The Sahara Desert

Thats Some Ashy Pussy Bruhh

by PrettyonFleek101 January 18, 2016

ashlynxsletter

ashlynxsletter is the best mutual ever!! so kind and talented 🫀 in love with them frfr

babe wake up!! ashlynxsletter just posted!!

ashlynxsletter?? bro thats my mutual! i love them sm!!!!

by josephfarts April 15, 2022

Ashlyn

Ashlyn a very pretty and thicc girl. Also very loyal and overprotective. Ashlyn has a very out standing personality she will always have ur back. She will be ur home girl 24/7 never underestimate an Ashlyn, if u got beef with her she will make ur life a living HELL....anyways if u ever meet a Ashlyn make sure not to get on her nerves, and if ur a simp then back the fuck off and find another girl to play with....If u got an Ashlyn in ur life never let her go she if basically the sail to ur boat!
🙈💛

“Thx Ashlyn for being the best bestie I will always love ya no homo”

by RANDOM GURLLLLLL August 2, 2020