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Asian Parents

during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.
by aprettyrealasian March 15, 2020
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adianna

one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. they are always happy and try their best to put you in a good mood. they change themselves for others which is a bad habit of theirs. they get all the guys, because of their personality. they are so funny kind and everything else you want in a girl. if you break up with her, know she won’t have a breakdown and will just go find another guy, because they’re all lined up for her. if she starts to snap you, take advantage of the time you have. talk to her a lot. if she trusts you, don’t take advantage of that because she doesn’t trust many people. if she’s in a bad mood, it’s serious because she tries to hide her feelings. if she tells you something you better believe her because she doesn’t lie unless she has to. if you date her, know she won’t be too clingy and won’t want a housewife life. if she asks what’s wrong, you should tell her because she can help. don’t leave her out of anything, she will be very upset. understand if she’s ever mean to you it’s for your own good. if you have her, keep her, you won’t find another like her anytime soon.
wow, adianna’s great
i know right!”
by xellax June 7, 2019
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Taco Asian

A racist way to say 'Mexican'.
Guy 1: See that girl over there? Do you think she's Asian?
Guy 2: Yeah, Taco Asian!
by Fabulous Fury December 8, 2018
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Asian Parents

Makes you wish that bedtime was earlier
Fucks up your self-esteem
*Note* Not all Asian parents are like this, some are actually nice and understanding.
Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.

Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!

Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.
by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018
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Asian Grades

A = Average
B = Bad
C = Crap
D = Dead
F = Fucked...
"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009
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Asian High

When one is so strung out on homework and studying, and has pushed himself/herself beyond his/her maximum stress level so that he/she has reached a high and disregards everything.

Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.

(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)

Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."
Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.
by Aznorsomething April 3, 2010
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Mexi-Asian

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.
Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?
by D-Monkey February 27, 2018
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