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Arkansas Tumbleweed

A plastic shopping bag, usually from wal-mart, that is being blown around by the wind.
The opening scene in American Beauty features a plastic shopping bag (an Arkansas tumbleweed) being tossed around by a mild breeze.
by Eddie Sharp September 19, 2007
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Arkansas Pork Roll

Brushing your teeth while recieving oral sex.
Jordan's grandma gave me the best Arkansas Pork Roll last night.
by Jim Jeffries June 14, 2009
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Arkansas River Valley

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayaking in North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.
Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado I hear the entire Arkansas River Valley is a playground."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."
by da Chetster March 14, 2009
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Arkansas Waterfall

when a toilet is clogged and you attempt to flush, at which time the toilet overflows releasing water in all directions.
Guy 1 "I just hit the can and when I flushed, the toilet overflowed and water went everywhere!"

Guy 2 "Looks like you got to swim in an Arkansas Waterfall."
by DR. DISTRUCTO January 5, 2012
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arkansas credit card

a piece of rubber tubing and a gas jug, used with the intent of stealing gas.
I'm gonna fill my tank usung my arkansas credit card
by bignastyky September 22, 2006
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arkansas lift

A type of modification done to a truck by financially disadvantaged southerners, aka most people, that involves stacking washers between the body and frame of a truck to gain ground and tire clearance.

This particular procedure is ideal for red '85 Chevy trucks, primer El Caminos, and other popular redneck rides. It is an economical alternative to body or suspension lifts, which cost between 100 and 3000 dollars.
"Y'all know Skillet? He couldnt get back here in his p.o.s. til he put on an arkansas lift and took a set of tires off someones truck in the walmart parking lot."
by saracinis December 26, 2007
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Arkansas Walking Crip

When you and 5 or more friends hire an elderly (must be 70 and older) prostitute with cane. As ritual in Arkansas the youngest male of the group must shove the handle end of the cane inside the vagina of the prostitute. If done correctly the prostitute will have a third "leg" which will assist her in walking. Also known as an AWC
*2 guys in a car*
Guy 1:Check out that prostitute!
Guy 2:Woah you see that cane! She's an Arkansas Walking Crip!
Guy 1:See knows her way around the block with a few guys.
Guy 1:She definitely got AIDS.
by cotajmahal August 28, 2012
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