Apu station

An Apu station is a gas station/ convenience store that is owned and operated by people of middle-eastern descent. Named after the character "Apu" on the Simpsons.

That Exxon on Main Street is definitely an Apu station!

by Amous January 2, 2014

Call center Apu

Is an asian call center operative that cant speak good English due to there strong Asian accent

i was going to buy something today from the shopping channel but when i got through on the phone i had to put it down because i couldn't understand what he was saying to me good old call center apu

by Carlton banksz December 23, 2014

The Apu

When having sex with an Indian (or possibly Pakistani) woman...immediately after they reach orgasm.

The subject pulls away and states in their best Indian accent (ideally Apu from the Simpsons):

"Thank you, cum again"

Just for reference you had better have really enjoyed the fuckening, because there's basically zero chance you're ever getting to tap that ever again.

My girlfriend dumped my ass last week. She got really pissed when I gave her The Apu. Totally worth it tho'.

by Prof. Ass Master February 21, 2019

Anime apu

A person from the sub continent of Asia who watches anime

Anime apu smells like an alu la prata

by Freshi_121 November 16, 2018

Yom Apu

"Yom Apu is the Israeli-Hungarian version of the American Hallmark holiday called Father's day. It falls on the Monday following Father's Day. Father's Day is a ritualistic holiday, founded by Hallmark for the purpose of making money. It is characterized by buying lame presents for your father (that are soon forgotten about) as well as life long guilt trips for forgetting about the holiday. Yom Apu is different. Like most other Israeli holidays, it is more sincere and genuine. (Kind of like Yom Hazikaron versus Memorial Day.) When a child wishes his/her father a Happy Yom Apu, s/he really means to say, "You're the greatest Apu ever and I'm going to spend all day commemorating that." Apus are to take the day to rest or play golf with other apus. Although Yom Apu is not a widely celebrated holiday, it is very important to its observers...Kind of like the holiday of Festivus."

I forgot about Father's Day, but remembered Yom Apu!

by rachel schwartz December 30, 2008

APUSH

A year of regret, tears, no sleep, late nights filled with nightmares of Lyndon B. Johnson, migraines, procrastination, excessive notecards, useless annotations, mental breakdowns, falling GPAs, learning about American assholes, slowly watching your sanity disappear, questioning if Hamilton was president, lack of a social life, overthinking every single test question, calculating how many questions you can get wrong to avoid tedious review questions, and the approaching AP exam consisting of 55 multiple choice questions, 1 long essay, 4 short answers, and to top off this cruel and unusual punishment, the dreaded DBQ is the poisonous cherry on top. Basically the definition of the worst year of your life. Just hope that your teacher kirvs your grade at the end.

"Hey what are you doing today?" "Not much just apush-ing myself off a cliff. You?"

by yiKES!1one December 3, 2016

apush

A class which consists of offtopic class discussions, sleeping and tests/quizes on material unrelated and not covered by homework or assigned reading

* Text message conversation *
Person 1:
I'm so bored, today we spent 40 minutes discussing a 2 sentence slide.
Person 2:
Ahh, apush, bring headphones or a pill tommorow; it will make the class much more bearable.

Person 1:
What questions did you miss on your apush quiz?

Person 2:
"What color of hat did washington wear the most?"

Person 1:
Ahh, I got that one wrong too, did you get the one about the strain of flax grown at mount vernon wrong as well?

Person 2:
Yeah

by sHsNawap October 6, 2013