alp-eesh

The greek god that defeated arabulis. To secure the Universe for eternal light he created the sun then gave life to the high level gods.

by caneto barius October 20, 2003

alp stooge

When you become an Australian Prime Minister and you make plans with the Illuminati to try and take over the world. Also another word for saying you are an idiot prime minister.

"Hey do you want to become an alp stooge"
"Uhhh I don't know..."

by xxX69_MFWGettingShrekt_21Xxx February 10, 2015

Alp Dalman

A sexy ass turkish kid who gets all the hoes wetter than fucking hurricane irma

Person 1: Did you see that hot ass fucking guy in the hallway

Person 2: Yeah, hes such an Alp Dalman, isnt he?

by Bootyclapper543 December 16, 2018

Alp Batu

A guy with a very small penis.

Girl 1: Heard you two had sex last night, how big was he?
Girl 2: She was an Alp Batu, nigga had a micropenis

by cynadote October 9, 2019

Alp (Vampire)

Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.

1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"

2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)

by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013

alp.tae

alp.tae is a kpop stan for Kim Taehyung. She is a pretty cool kpop stan. She has 4000 followers (12/30/2020)

alp.tae is a kpop stan on TikTok.

by somebodyyy December 30, 2020

Alp onguc

Wants to know ur girth really badly like really badly

U ask for a alp onguc

by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021