If you ever come across a
beautiful fat
cow who looks like she is willing to stay with you, have never ending conversations, stay up talking about the most absurd things in the world, match your energy and be as
weird as you, surely that's an Alisha you've encountered.
Despite not being
funny, Alisha somehow makes people laugh with her "jokes." She may not have a sense of humor, but her personality traits and a few other things, such as her infectious smile, her warm hugs, her expertise at mini golf, and her never-ending kisses, more than make up for it.
The best part about being with this
cow is unlocking core memories with her and being able to enjoy every second of your
life in her presence no matter how bad the "joke" is or how sleepy she becomes at night.
Everyone should have an Alisha in their lives.
Person
1: It's been 3 months since I've
spent my
life with a bandar and I love it.
Person 2: Surely thats an Alisha!